Apu Quotes (9 - 16 out of 29)
A hard working father of eight, Apu runs the Qwick-E-Mart. We overlook his ungodly hot dogs and stale merchandise because of the polite, patient manner in which he deals with all customers, from an unreasonable Homer to a violent Nelson.
Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.
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Apu: Mr.Simpson--A Twizzler is not a sprinkle...A Mounds is not a sprinkle...A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!!!!
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Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at.
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Apu: Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!
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Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! (runs off])
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Apu: Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!
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Apu: Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off
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Homer: Whats this again? Apu: A napkin, sir.
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