Apu Quotes (17 - 24 out of 29)
A hard working father of eight, Apu runs the Qwick-E-Mart. We overlook his ungodly hot dogs and stale merchandise because of the polite, patient manner in which he deals with all customers, from an unreasonable Homer to a violent Nelson.
Apu: Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
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Apu: Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous.
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Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.
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Apu: Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness.
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Apu: This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
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Apu: All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled in the deadly arts.
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Apu: Thank you for knocking over my inventory. Please come again.
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Apu: Homer's a delightful fella, sorry bout the salmonella!
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