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A hard working father of eight, Apu runs the Qwick-E-Mart. We overlook his ungodly hot dogs and stale merchandise because of the polite, patient manner in which he deals with all customers, from an unreasonable Homer to a violent Nelson.

Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food.
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Apu: Shiva H. Vishnu!
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Apu (singing): For No Reason Here's Apuuuuu..,
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Apu: Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle.
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Apu: Mrs. Simpson, I--I cannot go there. That is the scene of my spiritual depantsing.
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Apu Quotes (25 - 29 out of 29)

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