Barney Gumble Quotes (1 - 8 out of 10)

Barney Gumble is Homer's oldest friend and Moe's best customer. An overweight lush, Barney has still found time to join an a capella group and make an award-winning movie. He burps quite often.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.
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Barney: 40 dollars!? This better be the best damn beer ever.. [drinks beer] You got lucky.
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Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
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Duffman: Duffman wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!
All: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Barney: I can't, I'm the designated driver!
(Everything stops)
Duffman: Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!
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Barney: I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink
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Barney: Whoah, someone smells stinky! Oh, its me.
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Barney: Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something.
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