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As the eldest of the Simpsons' children, Bart Simpson is not exactly a role model for his siblings ... or anyone else. A trouble maker at school and at home, Bart hilariously draws the ire of his principal and his father. Just eat his shorts, ok?
Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute.
Bart: You com'ere a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah?
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Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
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Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
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Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
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Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.
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Bart: Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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