Chief Wiggum Quotes (9 - 16 out of 27)
Put the law in the hands of Police Chief Clancy Wiggum and hilarious consequences are bound to ensure. Catching criminals? Come on, how much can you expect from one of Springfield's three police officers?
Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I'll be damned.
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Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What was that, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.
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Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
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Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.
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Chief Wiggum: Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!
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Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
Chief Wiggum: Just relax and it'll come, son.
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Chief Wiggum: Do it for this adorable little puppy. Look at the puppy, Marge.
Marge: That's your hat.
Lou: She's good, chief.
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Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
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