Chief Wiggum Quotes (17 - 24 out of 27)
Put the law in the hands of Police Chief Clancy Wiggum and hilarious consequences are bound to ensure. Catching criminals? Come on, how much can you expect from one of Springfield's three police officers?
Chief Wiggum: All right. Come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it!
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Chief Wiggum: How do you like that, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling.
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Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, that car thief can't hold his breath forever!
Cop: And if he can, Chief?
Chief Wiggum: Then God help us all!
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(Speaking over emergency radio)
Marge: Chief Wiggum? my husbands gone crazy and is trying to murder my family; OVER
Chief Wiggum: oh, well thank good thats over, i starting to worry there....
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Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
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Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
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Chief Wiggum: She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put my badge?...Hey, that duck's got it!
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Chief Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls ... two, I suppose.
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