Cletus Quotes (1 - 5 out of 5)
What Cletus lacks in teeth, he makes up for in asinine, stereotypically hick-like remarks. Content with his life on the farm, we're content to let him amuse us to no end.
Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...
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8.8 outta 10
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Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!
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8.3 outta 10
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Cletus (at the carwash): All right youngens, bath time. Cover up your eyes and drop your britches! Who wants wax?
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8.1 outta 10
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Cletus: Stranger! You're tresspassin' on my dirt farm!
Man: Ah, do you happen to need a mesiah?
Cletus: No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya.
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6.9 outta 10
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Cletus: Someone done stoled my wheels.
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6.9 outta 10
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