Comic Book Guy Quotes (1 - 8 out of 9)
Comic Book Guy is your typical, lonely comic book guy. Lacking friends, along with personal hygene, Comic Book Guy finds solace in his store and the characters that complete it. It would be said if it weren't so funny.
Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life.
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Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.
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Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.
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Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
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Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity... .
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Comic Book Guy: Stop right there! I have the only working fazer ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album.
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Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Comic Book Guy: That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.
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