Duffman Quotes (1 - 8 out of 15)
The enthusiastic mascot of Duff beer, Duffman is an often underutilized resident of Springfield. His appearances are always packed with action, gusto and an overall love of his job.
Duffman: Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!
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Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
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Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!
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Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
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Titania: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oooh yeah!!!
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Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2OooooYEH!
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Duffman: Duffman wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!
All: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Barney: I can't, I'm the designated driver!
(Everything stops)
Duffman: Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!
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Duffman: Duffman's pension has been mis-managed...ooooh yeah!
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