Guest Stars Quotes (9 - 16 out of 19)
Leonard Nimoy has commented on extraterrestrial life, while Joe Namath has gone on a diatribe about vapor lock. Guest stars from all walks of life have graced the lives of the Simpsons.
Leonard Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.
Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car. [runs off]
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Jesse Grass (Joshua Jackson): I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Conan O'Brien: (laughs) Great material. We'll be right back. (Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him) Sit perfectly still: only I may dance!
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Tim Allen: oh my god i killed wilson! looks like it's back to jail for me! (stupid grunt)
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Homer: Gasp! Adam West! [calling] Kids! Batman
Lisa: Dad, that's not the real Batman.
Adam West: Of course I'm the real Batman. [shows a glossy] See, here's a picture of me with Robin!
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Mark Hamill: Luke, be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight!
Mark Hamill & Chorus: Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.
Mark Hamill: Uh, and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets ...
Mark Hamill & Chorus: Luke, be a Jedi tonight!
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Mark Hamill: Back off, you freakin' dweebs!
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Bono: Wow, look at him go. You're the real Lord of the Dance, Homer.
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