Hans Moleman Quotes (9 - 10 out of 10)

Perfect for the occasional, pitiful utterances of a 31-year old man trapped inside a 107-year old body, Hans Moleman exudes quiet humor. Look and him and try not to laugh. Just try!

Hans: The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
Quote Rating: 6.2 outta 10 - Vote Now!

College girl: She's worse than that 80 year old who pretended to be a freshman.
Hans Moleman: I just wanted a place to sit down...
Quote Rating: 5.7 outta 10 - Vote Now!

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Hans Moleman Quotes (9 - 10 out of 10)

A lovable raisin ... or person