Homer Simpson Quotes (129 - 136 out of 150)
As the patriarch of the Simpsons clan, Homer Simpson provides the most laughs, the most quotes and the most entertainment of any character on television. A caring, albeit oblivious, father of three, Homer can be found at his nuclear power plant job, at Moe's bar, or on the couch.
Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.
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Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Homer: It's not just a store - it's a Megastore! 'Mega' means 'good,' 'store' means 'thing.
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Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
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Homer: I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
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Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
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Homer: Oh sure. Even communism works. In theory.
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Homer: Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.
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