Homer Simpson Quotes (137 - 144 out of 150)
As the patriarch of the Simpsons clan, Homer Simpson provides the most laughs, the most quotes and the most entertainment of any character on television. A caring, albeit oblivious, father of three, Homer can be found at his nuclear power plant job, at Moe's bar, or on the couch.
Manager: Do you like children?
Homer: What do you mean, all the time? Even when they're nuts?
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Lisa: At this rate, I'm gonna end up at Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of this Vassar bashing!
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Homer: You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving.
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Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
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Homer: Whats this again? Apu: A napkin, sir.
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Homer: Jesus, Allah, Buddah. I love you all!
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Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that
word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
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Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate!
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