Homer Simpson Quotes (145 - 150 out of 150)
As the patriarch of the Simpsons clan, Homer Simpson provides the most laughs, the most quotes and the most entertainment of any character on television. A caring, albeit oblivious, father of three, Homer can be found at his nuclear power plant job, at Moe's bar, or on the couch.
Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.
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7.3 outta 10
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Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I'd like to beleive that this time, I really would.
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7.2 outta 10
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Homer: Bart go to your room
Lisa: Why dont you just eat him?
Homer: I dont need any serving suggestions from you, you know nothing know it all
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Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all.
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Homer: God bless those pagans.
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Lisa: Oh, if I fail I won't even be able to get into Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady.
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