Kent Brockman Quotes (9 - 16 out of 17)
As the straightforward bearer of all Springfield news, Kent Brockman tells it likes he interprets it. Tossing around his two cents during every broadcast, Kent is a reliable source for unreliable, humorous commentaries.
Kent Brockman: The results are in: for Sideshow Bob, one hundred percent; and for Joe Quimby, one percent. And we remind you there is a one percent margin of error.
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Kent Brockman: Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-addled crowd seems to have turned its rage on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just southpaws in this rampaging mob.
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Kent Brockman: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for Philosophy majors - useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
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Kent Brockman: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work.
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Kent Brockman: Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, eveyone is a little bit Irish! Eh-heh, everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians.
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Kent Brockman: I'm Kent Brockman, on the eleven o'clock news tonight...a certain type of soft drink has been found to be lethal, we won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Sonny Storm.
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Kent Brockman: Tonight a city weeps, as, for the first time ever, a hockey arena becomes the scene of violence following a concert by Spinal Tap
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Kent Brockman: Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous." But one woman says, "Yes." Marge Simpson.
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