Krusty the Klown Quotes (1 - 6 out of 6)
Not exactly the most fun-loving clown on television, Krusty still does his job every day for the smiles on those children's faces ... and the wad of cash in his pockets.
Krusty: Lets just say it moved me. To a bigger house! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.
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8.7 outta 10
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Krusty: Don't blame me! It's the percadan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain ... And now a word from our new sponsor ... Percadan, oh crap!
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8.5 outta 10
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Krusty: So, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan. And now a word from MY god, our sponsors!
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8.3 outta 10
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Krusty: I thought they were due! That game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!
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8.0 outta 10
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Krusty: Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whos-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt.
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7.8 outta 10
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Krusty: I'm sitting here with a smokin' monkey and I dont even know what the hell you are!
Sideshow Mel: Oh Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober.
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6.9 outta 10
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