Lenny Leonard Quotes (1 - 8 out of 9)
Lenny Leonard is not supposed to get pudding in his eye, but he is supposed to provide a dry sarcasm as a nuclear power plant employee. Loyal to Carl and friendly to Homer, you can always count on Lenny.
Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."
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8.8 outta 10
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Lenny: Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it.
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Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
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8.7 outta 10
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Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
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Lenny: Wow! Homer must have got one of those robot cars!
(Car crashes in background)
Carl: Yeah, one of those AMERICAN robot cars.
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Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Oh! ...Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.
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8.4 outta 10
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Lenny: There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people.
Carl: Vengeance isn't too bad either.
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8.0 outta 10
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Lenny: Late night swimming and alcohol: it's a winning combination!
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7.9 outta 10
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