Lionel Hutz Quotes (1 - 5 out of 5)
One time, Lionel Hutz forgot to wear his pants in court. Another time, he forgot what the judge was called. But at least he delivers results ... and by results, we mean hysterics.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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9.1 outta 10
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Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.
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8.7 outta 10
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Judge: Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?
Lionel Hutz: Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys?
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: Yeah ... that's why you're the judge, and I am the law ... talkin' ... guy.
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8.4 outta 10
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Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Lionel Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty
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7.9 outta 10
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Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo.
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7.8 outta 10
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