Lisa Simpson Quotes (9 - 16 out of 18)
Lisa Simpson may not be the funniest character on the show, but she may be the smartest. At eight years old, Lisa is the middle Simpsons' child, but she often acts at least twice her age. Which may explain her usual lack of humor.
[At the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence awards show]
Lisa: This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen.
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.
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Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
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Gay men: We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.
Lisa: We are used to it. You do this every year.
Gay man: Aww, you take all the fun out of it.
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Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!
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Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I'd like to beleive that this time, I really would.
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Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
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Lisa: If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
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Lisa: I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
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