Lisa Simpson Quotes (17 - 18 out of 18)
Lisa Simpson may not be the funniest character on the show, but she may be the smartest. At eight years old, Lisa is the middle Simpsons' child, but she often acts at least twice her age. Which may explain her usual lack of humor.
Lisa (playing hockey goalie): Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!
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Lisa (on Nelson): He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
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