Marge Simpson Quotes (9 - 16 out of 22)
It's not easy being the mother of a family like the Simpsons. So please forgive Marge Simpson for her general lack of amusement; she has a drunken husband, irreponsible son, overly mature daughter and quiet baby to take care of.
(Speaking over emergency radio)
Marge: Chief Wiggum? my husbands gone crazy and is trying to murder my family; OVER
Chief Wiggum: oh, well thank good thats over, i starting to worry there....
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Marge: You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
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Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
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Marge: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
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Marge: Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.
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Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
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Marge (drinking a Long Island Iced Tea): I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real.
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Marge: You like Shake n' Bake. You used to put it in your coffee.
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