Marge Simpson Quotes (17 - 22 out of 22)
It's not easy being the mother of a family like the Simpsons. So please forgive Marge Simpson for her general lack of amusement; she has a drunken husband, irreponsible son, overly mature daughter and quiet baby to take care of.

Marge: She's such a butt-hole.
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Marge: it was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too.
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Marge: Aw geez, I just SWEPT the Circle of Death!!!
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Marge: History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.
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Marge: You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.
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Marge: Now if you'll excuse me I have some dust that needs busting.
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