Mayor Quimby Quotes (1 - 8 out of 8)
While Mayor Joe Quimby may not be the most moralistic man on the planet, at least he gives his constituents what they want. Release an attempted murderer? Sure. Outlaw sugar? No problem. Give us humor and outrageous behavior over genuine politics any day.
Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
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Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.
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Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals.
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Mayor Quimby: Now I'd like to introduce the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
Barry White: It's Barry White.
Mayor Quimby: No, the card says Larry White.
Barry White: I think I know my own name.
Mayor Quimby: Yeah, well we'll just see about that.
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B.T.Barlow: Mr. Mayor, I have a question for you.....what if YOU came home one night to find your family tid up and gagged, with SOCKS in their mouths.They're screaming.Your trying to get in but there's too much BLOOD on the knob!!!!!
Quimby: What is your question about?
B.T.Barlow: It's about the budget sir.
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Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.
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Mayor Quimby: Yes there is a comet and yes it is heading for our town. (Scattered clapping) You uh, don't need to applaud that.
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Mayor Quimby: Oh, dear God. Can't this town go one day without a riot?
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