Milhouse Quotes (9 - 16 out of 20)
As Bart's best friend, Milhouse lacks the cool, troublesome side of his closest buddy. But he more than makes up for it with, well, dorky humor. You aren't so much laughing with Milhouse as you are laughing at him ... but at least you are laughing.
Milhouse: Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know.
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Milhouse: Look out Itchy! He's Irish!
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Milhouse: Remember Alf? Hes back! In pog form!
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Milhouse: What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this (while waving arms over head) whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this (while turning head) pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind (while waving arms and turning head) psssh-psssh-psssh.
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Milhouse: I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Milhouse: Why do you have a social worker? I am the one with stigmata.
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Milhouse: But I'm All Milhouse! Plus, my mom says I'm the handsomest guy in school!
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Milhouse: If I wasn't your friend, I'd tell you you sucked.
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