Milhouse Quotes (1 - 8 out of 20)
As Bart's best friend, Milhouse lacks the cool, troublesome side of his closest buddy. But he more than makes up for it with, well, dorky humor. You aren't so much laughing with Milhouse as you are laughing at him ... but at least you are laughing.
Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
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Milhouse: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
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Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.
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Lisa: Milhouse, she got you too!
Milhouse: Yeah but its ok im standing on Ralph...
Ralph: We're a totum pole HIHOWAREYA HIHOWAREYA
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Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
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Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?
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Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
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Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?
Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.
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