Moe Quotes (9 - 14 out of 14)
Moe Syzlak, bartender extraordinaire, dispenses more than just the suds. He supplies Barney, Homer and the other regulars with cynical, bitter pearls of wisdom. He lacks self confidence.
Moe: Homer, lighten up! You're making Happy Hour bitterly ironic.
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Moe: Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good
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Moe: People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
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Moe: You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
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Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
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Moe: Maya Angelou is black?!?
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