Moe Quotes (1 - 8 out of 14)
Moe Syzlak, bartender extraordinaire, dispenses more than just the suds. He supplies Barney, Homer and the other regulars with cynical, bitter pearls of wisdom. He lacks self confidence.
Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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8.9 outta 10
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Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'
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8.8 outta 10
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Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Joey runs out of the bar sobbing
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!
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8.8 outta 10
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Ned Flanders: You ugly hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?
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8.7 outta 10
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Moe: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
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Rex Banner: What kind of pet shop is filled with rambuncious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1AM?
Moe: The best damn pet shop in town.
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8.4 outta 10
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Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.
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Renee (Moe’s girlfriend): Really, you think I’m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don’t talk to a lot of women do you?
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8.3 outta 10
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