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Montgomery Burns, the head of Springfield's nuclear power plant, is the cold-hearted billionaire that once attempted to block out the town's sun. He's got a heart of green, and his brittle body might disintigrate at any time, but fans enjoy his antics and ability to rule with an iron, arthritc thumb.
Mr. Burns: No one will want to kiss me after this, eh, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, it's their loss, sir.
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Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called...iced cream.
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that...[ahem]...I...love you.
Burns: Hmm?
Smithers: [quickly] In those colors! [aside] Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!
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Burns: The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement.
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