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Montgomery Burns, the head of Springfield's nuclear power plant, is the cold-hearted billionaire that once attempted to block out the town's sun. He's got a heart of green, and his brittle body might disintigrate at any time, but fans enjoy his antics and ability to rule with an iron, arthritc thumb.
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.
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Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
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Mr. Burns: I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.
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Mr. Burns: I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
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Mr. Burns: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
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Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?
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Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
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