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The Bible-following neighbor of the Simpsons, Ned Flanders is a widower and father of two. Quite possibly the polar opposite of Homer, Ned attends church every Sunday, never curses and is an attentive father. And just listen to him talk!
Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
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Ned Flanders: They've broken every commandment except one.
Carl: Hey Lenny, covet some chili fries?
Lenny: You bet.
Ned Flanders: That's it. The whole shebang.
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Ned Flanders: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.
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Ned Flanders: Oh, golly, if that doesn't put the shaz in shazam. Oh listen, what's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it on my income taxes?
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