Principal Skinner Quotes (9 - 12 out of 12)
Principal Seymour Skinner lives with his mother, which makes it difficult for him to gain the respect of his students at Springfield Elementary. Nevertheless, Skinner's run ins with Bart are always highlights of the show, resulting in witty one-liners and humorous confrontations.

Principal Skinner: That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
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Superintendant Chalmers: Steamed hams?
Principal Skinner: It's an upstate NY term.
Chalmers: Well I'm from utica, I've never heard of them.
Skinner: It's more of an albany term.
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Principal Skinner: I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it.
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Principal Skinner: Curse the man who discovered helium. Curse Pierre Jules César Janssen.
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