Principal Skinner Quotes (1 - 8 out of 12)
Principal Seymour Skinner lives with his mother, which makes it difficult for him to gain the respect of his students at Springfield Elementary. Nevertheless, Skinner's run ins with Bart are always highlights of the show, resulting in witty one-liners and humorous confrontations.
Kent Brockman: Dozens of people are gunned down each day, but until now, none of them was important. At 3:00 PM Friday, local aurocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot following a tense confrontation at town hall. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive."
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Edna: Seymour, you have to think of the children's future.
Seymour: Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.
[Everyone stops and stares at Seymour.]
Seymour: Prove me wrong children. Prove me wrong.
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Principal Skinner: Oh, you think this stolen 'H' is a laugh riot, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! Well, I guess that is a little funny.
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Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious. How about L Simpson
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Principal Skinner: Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
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Principal Skinner: That's two independent thought alarms in one day. Willie, the children are over-stimulated. Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
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Principal Skinner: Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
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Principal Skinner: Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
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