Professor Frink Quotes (9 - 13 out of 13)
The resident scientist of Springfield, Professor Frink is never appreciated for his depths of wisdom. His contributions to the field of scienes are matched only by his contributions to the world of comedy.
Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.
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Frink: I will now teleport Sir Isaac Newton into the modern day...
[Starts his teleportation device.]
Machine: Warning. Power failure. [The power goes off]
Frink: Sweet glayven! [Isaac Newton's lower half steps out of the machine] Oh my, hey..! [Isaac Newton's legs runs over and starts kicking Frink] Ow, ow, oh, Sir Isaac's legs are hurting!
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Frink: Although we can't reach the boy, we can freeze him with liquid nitrogen so that future generations can rescue him.
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Frink: GLAYVEN!
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Frink: Mmm-hai-hey, let's see now, we have the Monsterometer, Flipper-finder, Hoax-a-scope which is important for the looking and finding.
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