Rainier Wolfcastle Quotes (1 - 8 out of 11)

Will Rainier Wolfcastle be the next governor of California? Who knows? For now, fans can enjoy his thick accent, surly lines and complete ignorance.

Rainier: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Quote Rating: 8.9 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Rainier: My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars to make.
Jay Sherman: how do you sleep at night?
Rainier: on top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women.
Quote Rating: 8.7 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Director: Up and atom!
McBain: Up and at them.
Director: Up and ATOM!
McBain: Up and atdem!
Director: UP AND ATOM!
McBain: UP AND ATEM!
Director: .. Better.
Quote Rating: 8.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Rainer(looking at shoes): On closer inspection, these are loafers.
Quote Rating: 8.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Rainier: I have purchased the Springfield YMCA. I plan to tear it down and turn the land into a nature preserve. There, I will hunt the deadliest game of all... man
Quote Rating: 8.0 outta 10 - Vote Now!

McBain: Leave me a message after the beep..BUT  DON'T BE A MESSAGE HOG USING UP ALL MY TAPE!
Quote Rating: 7.9 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Woman: Well, you certainly broke up that meeting.
Mcbain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting…In bed.
Quote Rating: 7.7 outta 10 - Vote Now!

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