Ralph Wiggum Quotes (9 - 16 out of 34)
Son of the police chief, Ralph Wiggum isn't the most popular kid in school. Or the brightest. Or the most athletic. His random, dim-witted remarks, however, do make him the funniest.
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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8.7 outta 10
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Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
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8.6 outta 10
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Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!
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8.6 outta 10
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Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
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8.6 outta 10
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Ralph: I bent my wookie.
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8.5 outta 10
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Ralph: I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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8.4 outta 10
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Ralph: Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something!
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8.4 outta 10
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Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
Chief Wiggum: Just relax and it'll come, son.
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