Ralph Wiggum Quotes (17 - 24 out of 34)
Son of the police chief, Ralph Wiggum isn't the most popular kid in school. Or the brightest. Or the most athletic. His random, dim-witted remarks, however, do make him the funniest.
Ralph:"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
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Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.
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Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
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(Bart hits Ralph in the head)
Ralph- (Money falls out of his nose) There's my milk money, (Milk falls out of his nose) and there's my milk.
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Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
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Ralph: And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
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Ralph:"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
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Bart: Go orange!
Nelson: Go grapefruit!
Ralph: Go Banana!
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