Ralph Wiggum Quotes (25 - 32 out of 34)
Son of the police chief, Ralph Wiggum isn't the most popular kid in school. Or the brightest. Or the most athletic. His random, dim-witted remarks, however, do make him the funniest.
Lisa: Milhouse, she got you too!
Milhouse: Yeah but its ok im standing on Ralph...
Ralph: We're a totum pole HIHOWAREYA HIHOWAREYA
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Ralph: Uh... so... do you like... stuff?
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Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy?
Ms. Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover
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Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy!
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Ralph: Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad.
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Ralph:"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."
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Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.
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Ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies
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