Ralph Wiggum Quotes (33 - 34 out of 34)

Son of the police chief, Ralph Wiggum isn't the most popular kid in school. Or the brightest. Or the most athletic. His random, dim-witted remarks, however, do make him the funniest.

Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.
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Ralph:  I dropped my popstickle in your toy chest
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Ralph Wiggum Quotes (33 - 34 out of 34)

He's not smart