Sea Captain Quotes (1 - 6 out of 6)
Yar, there blows the mighty Sea Captain. Springfield's nautical expert, the captain just pops into occasional situations, bringing with him his hat, blue jacket and yar-riffic views.
Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
Sea Captianr: Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
(a boat crashes in the distance)
Sea Captian: Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
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8.2 outta 10
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Bart: Have you seen this man? (blows up balloon that shows krusty's face)
Sea Captain: Yar, that be handsome pete, he dances on the pier for nickels!
Bart: No, this man. (blows up balloon more)
(Lisa and Bart leave and toss some money to handsome pete)
Sea Captain: Arrr... you gave him a quarter, he'll be dancin all day.
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8.2 outta 10
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Sea Captain: Yar, I'm not attractive.
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8.1 outta 10
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Sea Captain: Yar, I'm running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.
Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Sea captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then ... (holds out hand)do ye have any spare change?
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7.8 outta 10
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Sea Captain: Arr, this be the yarrest river-goin' boat thar be.
(boat sinks)
Sea Captain: Arr ... I don't know what I'm doin.
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7.8 outta 10
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Sea Captain: Yar, sometimes I wonder why I bother plunderin' at all.
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6.3 outta 10
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