Superintendent Chalmers Quotes (1 - 4 out of 4)
Often seething at the incompetancy of Principal Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers is often screaming within the halls of Springfield Elementary. But his outbursts make for comedic gold and, in the end, that's all that matters.
Superintendent Chalmers: I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...
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Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded,' I immediately thought of the word 'SKINNER'?
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Superintendant Chalmers: Steamed hams?
Principal Skinner: It's an upstate NY term.
Chalmers: Well I'm from utica, I've never heard of them.
Skinner: It's more of an albany term.
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Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.
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