Sea Captain: Yar, Im running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.
Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Sea Captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then ... Do ye have any spare change?
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