Beer Quotes (9 - 16 out of 19)
Barney: 40 dollars!? This better be the best damn beer ever.. [drinks beer] You got lucky.
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8.4 outta 10
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Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded!
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8.3 outta 10
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Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close
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8.1 outta 10
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Duffman: Duffman wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!
All: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Barney: I can't, I'm the designated driver!
(Everything stops)
Duffman: Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!
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7.6 outta 10
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Barney: I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink
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Hans: Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
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Barney: Ah that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.
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Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.
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7.0 outta 10
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