Crazy or Senile Quotes (17 - 24 out of 25)
Leonard Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.
Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me, uh, just get something out of my car. [runs off]
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Hans: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me.
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Homer: Bart go to your room
Lisa: Why dont you just eat him?
Homer: I dont need any serving suggestions from you, you know nothing know it all
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Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
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Apu: Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness.
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Krusty: I'm sitting here with a smokin' monkey and I dont even know what the hell you are!
Sideshow Mel: Oh Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober.
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Marge: Aw geez, I just SWEPT the Circle of Death!!!
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Hans: The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.
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