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Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo.
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Kent Brockman: Down here at Springfield Mall, a storm-addled crowd seems to have turned its rage on the Leftorium. Surprisingly, people are grabbing things with both hands, suggesting it's not just southpaws in this rampaging mob.
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Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
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Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2OooooYEH!
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Smithers: I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
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Kent Brockman: The results are in: for Sideshow Bob, one hundred percent; and for Joe Quimby, one percent. And we remind you there is a one percent margin of error.
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Homer: Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.
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Moe: Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good
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