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Principal Skinner: Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
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Homer: I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
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Comic Book Guy: That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.
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Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
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Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?
Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.
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Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at.
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Mr. Burns: What are you doing man, that's Carl!
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Moe: People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
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