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Duffman: Duffman's pension has been mis-managed...ooooh yeah!
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Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.
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Milhouse: Look out Itchy! He's Irish!
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Kent Brockman: Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, eveyone is a little bit Irish! Eh-heh, everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians.
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Frink: I will now teleport Sir Isaac Newton into the modern day...
[Starts his teleportation device.]
Machine: Warning. Power failure. [The power goes off]
Frink: Sweet glayven! [Isaac Newton's lower half steps out of the machine] Oh my, hey..! [Isaac Newton's legs runs over and starts kicking Frink] Ow, ow, oh, Sir Isaac's legs are hurting!
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Principal Skinner: Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
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Marge: Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.
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Barney: Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something.
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