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Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all.
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Apu: Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous.
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Sea Captain: Yar, Im running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.
Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Sea Captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then ...
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Lunch Lady Doris: More testicles mean more iron.
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Superintendant Chalmers: Steamed hams?
Principal Skinner: It's an upstate NY term.
Chalmers: Well I'm from utica, I've never heard of them.
Skinner: It's more of an albany term.
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Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.
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Chief Wiggum: She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police. Now where did I put my badge? Hey, that duck's got it.
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Conan O'Brien: (laughs) Great material. We'll be right back. (Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him) Sit perfectly still: only I may dance!
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