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Lisa: Bart, Pablo Neruda says "the eyes are the window to the soul."
Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
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Lisa: Oh, if I fail I won't even be able to get into Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady.
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Principal Skinner: I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it.
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Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
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Lisa (on Nelson): He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
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Lisa (playing hockey goalie): Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!
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Apu: All Kwik-E-Mart employees must be skilled in the deadly arts.
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Apu: Thank you for knocking over my inventory. Please come again.
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General Quotes (153 - 160 out of 185)