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Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.
Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
[Looks out window]
Bart: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.
Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.
Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa. Get in here.
[Lisa walks in]
Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.
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Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
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Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
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Cpt. McNeil: I like the cut of your jib.
Homer: What's a jib?
Cpt. McNeil: Promote this man.
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Superintendent Chalmers: I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...
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Ha ha wha. Oh, sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. Wh-ha ha.
(The screen fades.)
Frink: Oh, no, please no. I have a funny story if you listen. I even wrote theme music, here listen. Ha ha, mm-m hey hey, Professor Frink, Professor Frink, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, He likes to run, and then the thing, with the... mm-m person... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.
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Homer: When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
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Bart: Have you seen this man? (blows up balloon that shows krusty's face)
Sea Captain: Yar, that be handsome pete, he dances on the pier for nickels!
Bart: No, this man. (blows up balloon more)
(Lisa and Bart leave and toss some money to handsome pete)
Sea Captain: Arrr... you gave him a quarter, he'll be dancin all day.
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